Top Ten Hunger Games Quotes: Funny
Hello world! How are all a ya’ll? So today’s Top Ten Tuesday is part of a three or four-part series called Top Ten Hunger Games Quotes. Each week, for the next three weeks (this week is included in one of those weeks), there will be different kinds of Hunger Games quotes. Today’s top ten is the Top Ten Funny Hunger Games Quotes! Hope you enjoy!
1) “I’m going to wake Peeta,” I say.
“No, wait,” says Finnick. “Let’s do it together. Put our faces right in front of his.”
Well, there’s so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches from his nose, and give him a shake. “Peeta. Peeta, wake up,” I say in a soft, singsong voice.
His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we’ve stabbed him. “Aa!”
Finnick and I fall back in the sand, laughing our heads off. Every time we try to stop, we look at Peeta’s attempt to maintain a disdainful expression and it sets us off again.” ― Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire
2) “Really, the combination of the scabs and the ointment looks hideous. I can’t help enjoying his distress.
“Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven’t looked pretty?” I say.
“It must be. The sensation’s completely new. How have you managed it all these years?” he asks.
“Just avoid mirrors. You’ll forget about it,” I say.
“Not if I keep looking at you,” he says.” ― Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire
5) “Finnick?” I say, “Maybe some pants?”
He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. “Why? Do you find this” — he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose — “distracting?”
I laugh. Boggs looks embarrassed and Finnick looks more like the guy I met at the Quarter Quell.” ― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
Okay so that’s it. I laughed at a lot of these and actually, since there are more, I’m thinking of doing a top ten .5 sometime soon (before the next top ten Tuesday)…I don’t know, would you guys like that? Anyways what did you think? What was your favorite quote? Tell me all of this in the comments below and have a fabulous day/night, thank you and tata for now!